Jump Man

the 23rd woman a man has sex with. in honor of the great michael jordan.

Man: Hey, did you hear Steve got his Jump Man last night?
Boy: That's awesome, Steve is such a swordsman!

by t7j939 June 17, 2009

jump man

The original name for Mario. He first starred in the arcade game Donkey Kong where he fought DK to rescue his girlfriend Pauline (Later changed to Princess Peach)

Don't be throwin' those barrels at me, or I'll go Jump Man on yo punk ass!

by OopBopShBam March 1, 2007

Macho Man Jump

When playing the game Left 4 Dead on VS. you jump from a high place (top of building) as a hunter and say "OH YEAH" or "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM MOTHER FUCKER" as you pounce one of the survivors \.

" Dude Look!!! I just Macho Man Jumped that little queer, HAHA fuck Louis. OH YEAH! "

by J.T.000 January 31, 2009

Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice

The single most offensive phrase possible to say on runescape without changing the original words

Turbodyke: Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice, beyotch!
Bluerose13X: Oh my god, I'm so offended!

by TurboDyke May 27, 2003

jumpman

A straight up thug who's sole purpose is to jump (aka mug or rob) people on their turf. Plural is "Jumpmen"

I just got my wallet cleaned out by a jumpman the other day!

by RazorRogers June 14, 2016

jumpman

Michael Jordan clothing and shoe line.

Do you sell Jumpman here?

by Michael Albers February 11, 2005

Jumpmans

Air Jordans made by Michael Jordan.

You saw the new jumpmans yet those shits is fire.

by Sho March 26, 2005