jumdger

The process of eating a piano during sexual intercourse and saying it tastes like gum while making a seducing face.

That jumdger was amazing last night

by Choke official March 7, 2021

Judger

One who continuously invokes criticisms and/or true statements toward all others around them, with the continuous pursuit of attaining the premier, elitist, victorious, and ass-kicking status of a true judger, who is by the way, so much better than everyone else. Judgers exhibit inherent behaviors by ramming self-confidence and unfortunate-looking or unfortunate sounding victims into the ground. The judger may strike at any time, place, and/or dream. Judgers may laugh, sneer, and/or point and cackle at you in person, over the phone, or via social networking devices, especially if you're eating tofu. The judger does not discriminate in any way, shape, or form in his or her judgment against any person, animal, spirit, or little green man. Judgers' common victims may include: pimply-faced teenagers, hippies, hipsters, fugly people, preppies, farmers, emotional train wrecks, bros, foes, hoes, and your great-aunt Sally. Cross-category judging may occur if a judgee elects to do so, and thus becomes a judger. No one judges the judger.

Some people call me the judger... I just tell the truth.

by Slappin1 January 8, 2009

judgerstanding

When you are listening to your friends problems and agreeing with their life choices, but judging them at the same time.

Brian was telling me about his girl problems, I was totally judgerstanding why he still talks to those hoes.

by caitwitty May 5, 2016

Judgery

when someone who clearly doesn't know your life is judging you.

Why are you all up in my business? You're being real judgery right now!

by deelovely81 November 8, 2010

Fake judger

To judge someone but save your own ass by saying "But I'm not judging you." or "Everyone knows ec."

Barbara: Everyone knows Vanilla drinks are the best.
Wade: So is smoking pot.
Barbara: Smoking pot is filthy everyone knows that but I'm not judging you as filthy
Wade: your such a Fake Judger I think u need self reflection.

by PoshPuff September 12, 2016

Judgernaught

(Judge-er-naught) Noun 1: When you are such a boss, that you don't give af about others loose morals. 2: The state of being non-judgmental regardless of one's surroundings or obvious hypocrisy.

ex. "Said she was vegan, but still downed her protein. Call me the Judgernaught, but I'll see her next weekend."

by fwark57 June 7, 2018

Judgernaut

juggernaut- a massive inexorable force that seems to crush everything in its way

Judgernaut- a massive inexorbale person that seems to crush everything in his way (and benches 200kg) a.k.a Matt Judge

Person 1- Did you see that huge looking ass mah'fucker down the gym?
Person 2- Yeh thats the judgernaut
Person 1- Why do they call him that?
Person 2- Cause his got the biggest mahfucking arms on earth.

by AnonymousGymMember April 13, 2009