jugulate

to kill by slitting the throat

i'ma jugulate you, you trick-ass motherfucka

by Tim April 7, 2004

The Jugulator

A divisive 1997 album by metal band Judas Priest that features a robotic creature on the cover. A niche meme on 4chan claims that the Jugulator is real and is coming back. Jugularposting refers to invoking the Jugulator’s power to wish for something.

I hope the Jugulator comes for you first.

by ah81wasaclassact December 2, 2021

juculate

nervous behavior i.e. swinging legs, twitching,etc...

Shan, sit still and quit juculating!

by tim October 31, 2003

Jogulate

To scramble your memory.

I was at the beach and saw a shark and was jogulated because I didn't know what to do.

I was so messed up, I was jogulated.

by mamjom August 20, 2008

Jubulater

A JUBULATER is someone that wants to kill somebody so bad that they start bawling their eyes out and start screaming at the top of their lungs.

A Jubulater is thought to be getting stabbed!

by Singer2010 July 14, 2010

jugulared

The act of being punched/hit right in the jugular!

Dude, last night while I was drunk I straight up got jugulared so hard.

by jugjug February 26, 2018

jubulate

To be fat, lazy, and corpulent during a justified period of relaxation after a demanding activity.

Hey bro, wanna grab a couple beers and jubulate? Im fucking beat after mixing concrete all day and eating ass all night.

by Cun+Luvr July 19, 2021