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when the jug is full of jugerlish jug milk.
The milk is Supplied from the very finest jugs......the creamy milk!

Dude I got straight jugmax out dat ho!
Made me want to perform the Jackson Pollock over her anal side!

jugmax by dat-ting July 9, 2007

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Jumax

An extremely skilled player excellent at every aspect of a game

Random 1: Dude have you heard of that new player?
Random 2: Yeah he is so Jumax!
Random 1: Oh word.
Random 2: fosho!

Jumax by NotJumax March 4, 2021

Related Words

jugmax • JEGMAXXER • Juggmaxxing • Jugmafig • Jugmagagmongs • Jumax • gomer jugmaker

gomer jugmaker

A gomer who, while recklessly driving a beater, cowboy cadillac, or pig wheel almost kills you and therefore scares you so much that you'd drink an entire jug of his moonshine to calm down.

That damned gomer jugmaker ran me completely off the road!

gomer jugmaker by '52 Broadcaster September 26, 2006

Jugmagagmongs

This word was created by Edwin. Edwin uses this word to describe large breasts, or other parts of the female body. Edwin’s idea of large breasts is quite askew, and one should never ask the opinion of Edwin (when talking about girls), because he has the atypical view of most men. In short Jugmagagmongs means titties.

"Man that girl from Indochine... she got Jugmagagmongs!" -Edwin

"I love dem Jugmagagmongs especially dem big ones! snickity snap!" - Edwin

Jugmagagmongs by Casey Martin June 2, 2004

Jugmafig

When your really angry over text and you wright some organized keyboard scribble.

Me: JUGMAFIG AHHHHHH!
Friend: what?
Me: I STUBED MY TOE!

Jugmafig by Rimy Jobbs April 28, 2023

JEGMAXXER

UKBUK TRICKI JEG JEG ULTIMATE JEGMAXXER

SOPH IS A UKBUK TRICKI JEG JEG ULTIMATE JEGMAXXER.

JEGMAXXER by Jegmaxxer December 2, 2024

Juggmaxxing

To fineness all the time, or make money constantly

Me and my friend are juggmaxxing and making bank.

Juggmaxxing by Marianoisepic December 14, 2024

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026