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jumfunkled 

When you are totally confused, your brain isn`t acting normal, highly likely after being donkey punched, making your words come out in a ridiculous order, to be totally jumfunkled
"that bitch of a son punched me donkey" .... should read " that son of a bitch donkey punched me"

"my heads so jumfunkled I don`t know whether to scratch my watch or wind my ass"
jumfunkled by Greta Life August 22, 2009
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Juunkoenoshimaa 

The worst tiktoker to ever exist, with 450 something followers
Person 1: Juunkoenoshimaa is so cool! i wanna be like them!

Person 2: Ew! She is so cringe and doesnt deserve to have followers or pronouns. She is not valid AT ALL
It is a reference to anything that is unwanted. It is a perfect word to replace the obsolete junk as well as other words.
1. I've got to get some of this juzunk out of my car.
2. The teacher gave me all kinds of juzunk that I have to get working on.
juzunk by Nick Brackett July 31, 2008
That's my shit! That's my favorite!
Yeah bro I love Kendrick lamar, that's NY juunk juunk
Juunk by TrapGodLamron June 30, 2018
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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