joymare

When you have a dream that makes you go, "Fuck, that was an awesome dream!" until all the implications of that dream actually coming true sink in and you scream in terror.

"Dude, I had the worst joymare about accidentally sending Tom Hiddleston a link to my Tumblr to his Twitter. He tweeted about it. I woke up all stoked until I remembered all the shit I posted about him on my Tumblr."

"I had a joymare that I won $10,000 on a scratch-off lottery ticket, but after I woke up, I remembered I owe my dad $9,000 and would've only gotten $1,000 at best, before taxes. I was fucking pissed!"

joymare by BumBumBubblegum September 19, 2012

Jobmare 

Those nightmares people tend to have related to their occupations. Often it tends to be a reoccurring nightmare and a supervisor is a prominant figure in the dream usually.

Wally recently started a new job as a master control operator at the local television station. He is the person responsible for making sure the television shows air perfectly. He is completely stressed out due to the fact that the job is hyper-technical and his work is being watched by thousands of viewers at any given time.
Now he's having jobmares. In these dreams he is constantly off-air and his boss either stands quietly behind him or screams in his face... and his entire shift becomes one major shitstorm and Wally's name becomes the source of constant putdowns around work. Then he wakes up.
He airs Headline News every shift at his job. The jobmares are ruining his sleep almost nightly. Last night he fell asleep at home with the tv on, then headline news came on and Wally snapped awake... thinking he missed his commercial break and ended up shitting the bed.

Jobmare by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013

joymares 

a positive dream about something that no longer exists in reality (a former love etc) and upsets you once you awake.

I don't know if what I have would be considered nightmares, but I often have dreams of reconciling with lost friends/ex significant others that give me such a bubble of happiness and hope, that is horribly burst upon waking up and I end up depressed and mopey for the whole day thinking about how those things will never happen.

Seriously, fuck those kinds of dreams. I shall call them joymares

from: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xaw3l/if_you_could_get_rid_of_one_vital_bodily_function/c5kqwbf

joymares by kluiez July 28, 2012

Joymar 

a weird dude who jacks off on guy on guy anime porn

My friend walked into the room and saw Joymar jacking off.

Joymar by kehrghjgrkuhreawkghaek May 5, 2009

jomarenee 

Shes the most beautiful and independent woman you'll find . All the guys fall down to their knees for her . She's all about a check and she stays on her shit .

I'm mesmerized by Jomarenee .

jomarenee by Loveoohyiee June 18, 2018

Joymarshmallow 

An amazing person you won't regret meeting. can be shy at first but is a great friend that is caring and loving. Don't lose them once they're in your life. Very humorous and understanding, always puts herself into others shoes, flat out great person. 10/10

Joymarshmallow is so sweet and such a great friend, I love her so much!

Joymarshmallow by Cattywampus12 October 19, 2020

joemare 

lightskin boy with fucked up fat ass dreads with some long ass feet

“bro have you gotten the new joemare collectable yet?”

joemare by rodweave June 5, 2022