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jourdane 

A lying jerk who tells girls he loves them but dont give a shit about them who just wants pussy and cant get any cause hes a ugly asshole from new york.
Jourdane is a bitch.
jourdane by Nickyboo February 18, 2005
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Jordaneer 

Being a true JORDANEER means no matter what you do or where you go,you support jordan in everything he decides, being a true fan till the end!
'I'm a Jordaneer'
whats a jordaneer?
'Oh, heard of Jordan Jansen? I'm one of his fans, his family.'
Ohright!
'So, im a true Jordaneer.'
Jordaneer by AJPPPPP August 23, 2011
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Jourdan is a sweet, loving person. He’s great at poetry and knows exactly how to sweep you off of your feet. He may not always know what to say, but he has his own special way of showing you that he loves you. Jourdan is a very intelligent, funny, laid back person. He’s very shy to new people but once he gets to know them, he's quite funny and loves to crack jokes. Not only is he a great boyfriend, he's a very loyal friend.
Man, Jourdan is such a great person.
Jourdan by cherrypannightcore February 6, 2015

jordanesque 

a word to define all forms of perfection
Holy shit, that was a jordanesque shot!

Damn, look at this painting, its Jordanesque
jordanesque by ur mother April 17, 2004
Jourdan is a beautiful girl She's very pretty,smart ,athletic and attractive .She will go far in life. She's a girl that not everyone one likes but fits in with a certain type of people.She has the most gorgeous eyes and a very lovely personality.She's someone who has a very great smile. She often picks the wrong crowd. Jourdan is a very sweet girl.But, Jourdan is the most attractive girl you will ever meet .
I would love to be Jourdan
Jourdan by Simplyaqueen September 19, 2016

jordanesque 

A word or phrase used to describe all forms of greatness, perfection, superiority, or flawlessness.
Guy: That Benihana chef is doing some crazy ass tricks with my food, I hope he doesn't drop it all on the ground.

Guy2: Yeah he's probably been practicing that his whole life. Jordanesque.
jordanesque by sam cassell April 11, 2011
Greatest person ever, cute, funny, smart, very well dressed. Not to be messed with, going somewhere in life, and you'd be lucky to date him.
Jourdan is the cutest best dressed guy at our school.
Jourdan by oochiwallywally January 16, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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