josom

small, shrivelled and squishy

my god your willy is josom-like!!!!

josom by Fergle March 24, 2005

Jesomercial 

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".

Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.

Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010

Joomby 

Found in many meat dishes, a small unchewable chunk of cartilage or connective tissue that is extremely tough and bouncy. Usually spat from the mouth with disgust.

Dude, yuck...I’m not eating that pie any more... i just got a joomby.

Joomby by Jelsey June 4, 2018

Josima 

The smartest, hottest, inspiring, goodhearted woman you'll ever meet.

If you know a Josima be sure to keep her. They are hard to find!

I love my sister Josima.

Josima by camiluc November 28, 2012

Joshmine 

The cutest girl you’ll ever find! She gets good grades but is actually very dumb when it comes to practical things. Commitment is very hard for her but if she really does like you, she’ll keep you in her heart forever. She may come off as a serious person, but she actually likes to have fun and do sill things with the people she loves the most.

I would really love to have a Joshmine one day.

Joshmine by im kidding but lowkey true tho November 7, 2020

Josophobia 

The fear of having your name googled

I have Josophobia *Someone googles your name* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Josophobia by 4thiceboy November 26, 2017

Josmery

A sexy indivual who is beautiful , smart , funny , and amazing . Someone who is confident and doesnt care about drama.

I wish i was a Josmery !

Josmery by Jossssssy July 6, 2011