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Jesomercial 

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".
Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.
Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010
Related Words
josom • JoSoMo • Joom • josemon • Jolomi • Jooma • joomba • joombie • joombug • Joomer
Found in many meat dishes, a small unchewable chunk of cartilage or connective tissue that is extremely tough and bouncy. Usually spat from the mouth with disgust.
Dude, yuck...I’m not eating that pie any more... i just got a joomby.
Joomby by Jelsey June 4, 2018
The smartest, hottest, inspiring, goodhearted woman you'll ever meet.

If you know a Josima be sure to keep her. They are hard to find!
I love my sister Josima.
Josima by camiluc November 28, 2012

Joshmine 

The cutest girl you’ll ever find! She gets good grades but is actually very dumb when it comes to practical things. Commitment is very hard for her but if she really does like you, she’ll keep you in her heart forever. She may come off as a serious person, but she actually likes to have fun and do sill things with the people she loves the most.
I would really love to have a Joshmine one day.

Josophobia 

The fear of having your name googled
I have Josophobia *Someone googles your name* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Josophobia by 4thiceboy November 26, 2017
A sexy indivual who is beautiful , smart , funny , and amazing . Someone who is confident and doesnt care about drama.
I wish i was a Josmery !
Josmery by Jossssssy July 6, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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