josom

small, shrivelled and squishy

my god your willy is josom-like!!!!

by Fergle March 24, 2005

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Jesomercial

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".

Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.

by Gutsrus September 20, 2010

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Joomby

Found in many meat dishes, a small unchewable chunk of cartilage or connective tissue that is extremely tough and bouncy. Usually spat from the mouth with disgust.

Dude, yuck...I’m not eating that pie any more... i just got a joomby.

by Jelsey June 4, 2018

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Josima

The smartest, hottest, inspiring, goodhearted woman you'll ever meet.

If you know a Josima be sure to keep her. They are hard to find!

I love my sister Josima.

by camiluc November 28, 2012

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The cutest girl you’ll ever find! She gets good grades but is actually very dumb when it comes to practical things. Commitment is very hard for her but if she really does like you, she’ll keep you in her heart forever. She may come off as a serious person, but she actually likes to have fun and do sill things with the people she loves the most.

I would really love to have a Joshmine one day.

by im kidding but lowkey true tho November 7, 2020

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