Jolomi 

Jolomi is the most wonderful and badass person you can ever meet. He is funny, crazy, wild, stupid, and lazy. He and his friends always play around with each other. But once it comes to girls..... He is loyal, caring, amazing, lovely, and a little sexual. He might be crazy but he finds his way through his problems. If you have a Jolomi in your life, you should be happy and lucky. But if you don't then you better go on the hunt and find yourself one.

Jolomi sounds amazing

Jolomi by Doglover15558348 March 13, 2019

Jolomabalay 

An island located in the Philippines. It is tropical and has bipolar weather patterns at times.

We are visiting jolomabalay for the holidays, would you like to come?

Jolomabalay by Grant elementary school June 23, 2019

jolomisan 

Its a name typically given to a female. from the south region of Nigeria, Delta state precisely, but has since also been given to male children.

Jolomisan are homely, with a mindset on maintaining family connection and values. A concerned care giver, placing priority on meeting the needs of others before attending to theirs. They mostimes live sacrificial lives, and will require sensitive and concerned partners to meet their own needs.

They are fun to be around with, a good company to be with. They have an incline to readily become pals with a story teller, because of their love to be entertained.

Being married to Jolomisan, is a treasure to keep and guard jealously. They love genuinely when they are ready to commit, they are highly romantic as well as sexual. They are good partners for a life long relationship.

You are acting so Jolomisan?

I have a Jolomisan for a wife.

jolomisan by Mie-Definator February 1, 2020

Joomi 

The most sexiest girl alive. Body carved by the gods and a face made of ivory. Her heart as big as the state of Texas and skin as soft as silk.

Wow bro, I met this great girl she’s so pretty! - But not like a Joomi!

Joomi by WickedG July 16, 2019

Joomie 

A Jewish roommate who is awesome and fun to hang out with.

My joomie Sara is out of town this week.

My joomie and I are going to throw a party next weekend

Joomie by SD_Hokie October 28, 2010

Jotomic 

adjective
Beyond impressing or daunting; inspiring tremendous admiration.

1. The food in this restaurant is jotomic.

2. You are a jotonomous person, we should hang out more

Jotomic by JOTONOMOUS November 2, 2011

Bhut Jolokia 

A guy with gawgeous curls and eyes like the mediterranean sea, some call him Zeus but I call him Sebastian.

All the ladies swoon over him until one day an evil monkey witch sees him flirting in the distance and she get's jealous, sooo incredibly jealous. She decides to put a curse on him so that whenever he lusts over another woman, he will turn into a bhut jolokia. All the ladies laugh at him as he becomes a big ol red bhut, poor thing.

Then one day a lady falls in love with him, she sees him not as a bhut but for what he truly is, a man. They kiss and BAAMM a chef picks him up and puts him in his curry. That man is known as Gordon Ramsey.

Chef 1: Hi, sir. I present you my dish. Enjoy.
Gordon: What the bloody hell do you call this?! THERE'S NO BHUT JOLOKIA U FOOL

Bhut Jolokia by OfficialFelicityjones November 22, 2021