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Jolomi is the most wonderful and badass person you can ever meet. He is funny, crazy, wild, stupid, and lazy. He and his friends always play around with each other. But once it comes to girls..... He is loyal, caring, amazing, lovely, and a little sexual. He might be crazy but he finds his way through his problems. If you have a Jolomi in your life, you should be happy and lucky. But if you don't then you better go on the hunt and find yourself one.
Jolomi by Doglover15558348 March 13, 2019
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When someone becomes power hungry and a snowflake and removes people out of group chats for no apparent reason. This person also likes making people uncomfortable, touching people and then being the victim! Used for a genuinely horrible person
"Thats such a Jolomi thing to say 😂"
Jolomi by Julless20 August 10, 2026
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Jolomabalay 

An island located in the Philippines. It is tropical and has bipolar weather patterns at times.
We are visiting jolomabalay for the holidays, would you like to come?

jolomisan 

Its a name typically given to a female. from the south region of Nigeria, Delta state precisely, but has since also been given to male children.

Jolomisan are homely, with a mindset on maintaining family connection and values. A concerned care giver, placing priority on meeting the needs of others before attending to theirs. They mostimes live sacrificial lives, and will require sensitive and concerned partners to meet their own needs.

They are fun to be around with, a good company to be with. They have an incline to readily become pals with a story teller, because of their love to be entertained.

Being married to Jolomisan, is a treasure to keep and guard jealously. They love genuinely when they are ready to commit, they are highly romantic as well as sexual. They are good partners for a life long relationship.
You are acting so Jolomisan?

I have a Jolomisan for a wife.
jolomisan by Mie-Definator February 1, 2020
The most sexiest girl alive. Body carved by the gods and a face made of ivory. Her heart as big as the state of Texas and skin as soft as silk.
Wow bro, I met this great girl she’s so pretty! - But not like a Joomi!
Joomi by WickedG July 16, 2019
A Jewish roommate who is awesome and fun to hang out with.
My joomie Sara is out of town this week.

My joomie and I are going to throw a party next weekend
Joomie by SD_Hokie October 28, 2010
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Beyond impressing or daunting; inspiring tremendous admiration.
1. The food in this restaurant is jotomic.

2. You are a jotonomous person, we should hang out more
Jotomic by JOTONOMOUS November 2, 2011
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