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joemalia 

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"

jokemaster 

Herr Seifert is a Jokemaster
jokemaster by Bremaster007 February 24, 2021
Shes a girl with so much dream and passion, knows how to understands peoples around with her. She's a secret keeper, an introvert but she's funny sometimes. She's a bit clumsy but loves to sing. But when it comes to love, shes definitely not one of the kind , she can love you unconditionally, so serious and loyal. Josefa is a sensitive person but kind. She love to pretend things are ok and fine. Her beauty is unique but she don't have much confidence to show it off. She's value her family and friends. Josefa is good at painting and drawing. She's rare so keep her!
Josefa
Josefa by Seffxseff June 9, 2021

Joseantonio 

Joseantonio means a very cool, but complex person. The name means hardworking, loyal, nice, and an overachiever, but a perfectionist. A thing that you might not know about a Joseantonio is his feelings. He may look one way, but feel another. Joseantonio may try to blend in or not appear as he may seem. He may be non-trustworthy at times, but an all around good guy and maybe even a bit funny.
I thought I knew you! You are such a Joseantonio!
Someone who is crazy and fun to be around with. She likes singing and making new friends. She can look stern sometimes but she can be very nice once you meet her.
"Hey look that's josefa! She really nice and friendly"
Josefa by nytelyte69 March 1, 2019
The smartest, hottest, inspiring, goodhearted woman you'll ever meet.

If you know a Josima be sure to keep her. They are hard to find!
I love my sister Josima.
Josima by camiluc November 28, 2012
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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