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Joseantonio 

Joseantonio means a very cool, but complex person. The name means hardworking, loyal, nice, and an overachiever, but a perfectionist. A thing that you might not know about a Joseantonio is his feelings. He may look one way, but feel another. Joseantonio may try to blend in or not appear as he may seem. He may be non-trustworthy at times, but an all around good guy and maybe even a bit funny.
I thought I knew you! You are such a Joseantonio!
In modern society, it is almost impossible to find a man who is sexy, intelligent, and kind. Researchers have searched far and wide to seek for the existence of such a man. Researchers has classified this rare breed as unicorns, but the public simply calls them Josen.
Girl 1 in UK: Did you know there was a rumour that a man can be hot, caring and smart?!
Girl 2 in UK: That's impossible... no man can contain those three attributes..
Girl 3 in UK: I read in a chatroom that there exists a Josen in Canada.
Girl 2 in UK: I already bought the plane ticket, let's find him.
Josen by fantasticAaron March 30, 2017

joseador 

El tipo se las busca, es un joseador.
joseador by estetipo July 14, 2018

Josianne 

The most hot person you will ever meet, shes amazing, hot, beautiful, smart, outgoing, goddess, you wish you were her, your bf wants to be with her, always the prettiest in the room, she makes people blush by just looking at them, shes gorgeous
Guy 1:look theres Josianne shes so hot <3
Guy 2: she wont ever even look at you youre ugly
Guy 1's GF: IM LEAVING YOU (for her) <333333
Josianne by jlollolbaehotlol November 8, 2021
Outgoing, cheerful, friendly and restless, Josiane is generally on the go. She has a love of freedom, and a disdain for routine. Usually quite outgoing, Josiane make friends with people from all walks of life - she loves to laugh and tease, and gets along well with others.
Her optimism is infectious, although it can get her into trouble from time to time. She is generally easygoing, but she can also possess a quick temper. She's a curious person who loves to learn. Her idealistic nature is hard to miss. She can be very direct, but her honest approach in life is admirable.
"Josiane always has a smile on her face!"
Josiane by Julia_101 February 4, 2010
A beautiful person, as beautiful from the inside as from the outside, special in her own way. A Joseane is someone who makes other people happy, just by her presence. It may sometimes seem as if a Joseane has superpowers, for she can make a person's day good in a blink of an eye. Her middlename is trustworthy and she is the best thing that can ever happen to a person.
Oh my God, she is such a Joseane!
Joseane by Miloslav January 2, 2014
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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