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jordans mom 

Excompasses every possible answer.
(like a "mommma" joke or combeback but better)
Commonly used when annoyed, frustrated or angered by a question or comment.
"What did you get for #9"
"jordans mom"
jordans mom by the vesh December 29, 2007
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Jordans Mom 

I can describe her in one word Hot
You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot
Jordans Mom by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019

Jordan Moment 

Named after it's frequency of being experienced by people named Jordan, a Jordan Moment consists of:

1. A moment that warrants an emotion such as confusion, guilt or awe. Can be used as a synonym for Bruh Moment.

2. A moment in which a person cannot stop laughing uncontrollably for no obvious reason.
1. "Oh @$%#, I didn't do my homework today. What a Jordan Moment."

2. Man 1: "Look, that guy just dropped his pencil and won't stop laughing about it."
Man 2: "Hah, he's having a Jordan Moment."
Jordan Moment by Jordanmoment January 2, 2020

Jordan Moment 

A moment that gets big haha's from everyone in a 20 km radius. It can cause side effects such as: uncontrollable laughter, unmeasuable dissapointment, tons of embarrassment, mild to severe depression and death.
"yo I just committed 20 acts of arson by accident."
"lol what a Jordan moment"
Jordan Moment by jordie jo January 2, 2020

Certified jordan moment 

When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.
That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?

Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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