Jordanna

The most flawless, perfect girl you will ever meet.

Oh I want to be just like Jordanna.

by HarryStyles69 October 7, 2012

Jordanna

Is a Bad bitch is very funny and mean sometimes will smack a bitch any day and not scared of nobody Beautiful ass bitch and Caring sometimes

Jordanna whoop her ass

by Bad bitchh19 February 22, 2019

Jordanna

One of the most beautiful creatures on the Earth. She is kind hearted, loving and very generous. She is indubidibly the best girlfriend in the world and rest assured once you fall in love with her, that's a web you will never be able to fight your way out of. Let us not forget that she is extremely great in bed.

I fell in love with Jordanna.

by Spunky bum trumpet February 3, 2010

Jordanna

A girl who is smart, fun-loving, adaptable, creative, funny, sweet, and caring. Once you meet a Jordanna you dont want to let them go, they have such an impact on anyone they meet. She is beautiful inside and out. The eyes of these girls are so beautiful; you could get lost in them and stare in them all day. She is worth everything on this earth. She is a true goddess, inside and out. She's so much fun to be around. down to do anything. Jordanna are really good in bed, probably the best. A real Italian name as well. My girlfriend likes to be called Jordan or J instead of her actual name.

Dude #1: "bro, I want a strong, independent, beautiful women who is real in the heart."
Dude #2: "get yourself a Jordanna!"

by Itsnotaphase_ September 24, 2020

jordanna hounslow

Jordanna hounslow is the most smartest person I have come across. She is incredibly funny, and can make everyone cry with laughter without even trying. Everyone loves her and looks up to her because she is so incredibly amazing and did I mention she was funny??

Wow I wish I was as funny as Jordanna Hounslow

by Jay4495 September 7, 2016

Jordanian Jockstrap

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.

We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.

by Reno/flex June 17, 2018

Jordana

A Jordana, most prominently, possesses an obvious passionate side. This side contains an unstoppable drive to overcome any obstacles that would keep her from achieving her goals when it's something she's passionate about. This side is also responsible for the protection of those she cares about, and the same drive is used here.

Jordana's are very clever, and pick up on little things very quickly. They are cunning and witty, which aids them in helping people, which they enjoy doing.

It also helps them with their outrageous humour. Filled to the brim with cringe-worthy puns and jokes that leave you in stitches, Jordana's often latch onto the jokes that never fail to make people laugh over and over.

Jordana's also boast an underlying beauty that is unique. One cannot help but be in awe of everything about a Jordana.

This beauty also extends to her physical features. A Jordana often possesses a terrific fashion sense, however stresses comfortability over presentation. She can also be described as physically perfect.

Despite all these qualities, Jordana's are often quite humble, struggling to accept compliments or company. When approaching a Jordana, do so with sensitive confidence and focus on her passions rather than her, else she will become immediately shy and protective.

Once one meets a Jordana, they are advised to never lose them, as they are sure to become one of the most valuable people they will ever meet in their life.

Person 1: Wow, you see that girl?
Person 2: She has some sort of aura about her, doesn't she?
Person 1: I'm in love…
Person 2: Definitely a Jordana.

by Lujaede April 16, 2016