2 definitions by Itsnotaphase_
A girl who is smart, fun-loving, adaptable, creative, funny, sweet, and caring. Once you meet a Jordanna you dont want to let them go, they have such an impact on anyone they meet. She is beautiful inside and out. The eyes of these girls are so beautiful; you could get lost in them and stare in them all day. She is worth everything on this earth. She is a true goddess, inside and out. She's so much fun to be around. down to do anything. Jordanna are really good in bed, probably the best. A real Italian name as well. My girlfriend likes to be called Jordan or J instead of her actual name.
Dude #1: "bro, I want a strong, independent, beautiful women who is real in the heart."
Dude #2: "get yourself a Jordanna!"
Dude #2: "get yourself a Jordanna!"
by Itsnotaphase_ September 24, 2020
A ship between a girl who doesn't shower and who's addicted to coffee and a boy who let himself fall in love with this girl and change him completely. Emma Chamberlain and Ethan Dolan. (Their not together anymore, thank Jesus. We all wanted this.)
Person 1: How do you feel about Ethma?Person 2: It's really fcking stupid. I'm glad they're not together, it was just eww.
by Itsnotaphase_ April 4, 2019