Jonne

Used to describe a Finnish male kid, (Brit. Eng. "Chav" but male), usually drinks energy drinks by EuroShopper, abbreviated ES. Plays coin machines, wears a cap, is a white male between ages 12-15, over uses curse words and tries to act 'cool'

Jonne: "Hey two packs of smokes and one energy drink"
Cashier: "Sorry, we do not accept library cards as I.D."

by ylilauta November 23, 2011

Jonne

Usually a 9-15 year old elementary or upper school boy. Jonne is recognized by e.g. idiotic behavior, abundant gaming and drinking energy drinks. In addition, some people go to the internet and they play games often they freak out. The Jonne step in life usually ends in time. There are many types of Jonne and there is no specific definition. Jonne is widely used as a bullying word.

Once again, the freaking Jonne was in our parking lot.
Again the Jonne came to flex when i was playing video games.

by Sensei Fu September 11, 2019

Jonne

A girl who is super smart even if she doesn’t show it off. She isn’t to be messed with, but really don’t mess with her friends, if you hurt them in any way she will find you and make sure you pay. She is a caring person but don’t get on her bad side. Also don’t call her Johnny, HER NAME ISNT JOHNNY

“Jonne threatened who ever said something rude to her best friend.”

by El2006 November 13, 2018

jonne

To jonnne is to motorboat someones tits but at the same time as they are getting eaten out, it is also to have lesbian intercourse

Carol was so hawwwtt that i decided to jonne her.

by Pricilia April 3, 2008

Jonne

A word said by a race of hot males that cant pronounce the sound ng. The word Jonne litteraly means a person that is annoying.

JONNE

by SUSSYSUSSYFORTNITEBALLS February 15, 2022

Jonne

Danish slang for a mystical person, who might seem like an npc at first, but still has some human features including talking.

Jarlborg: Omg have you seen johan he is such a jonne!
Bjørnborg: Yes i totally agree.

Mom: Who were those people?
Jarlborg: Oh it was just some jonner.

by JohanJohansen January 9, 2023

Jonne

Jonne is a kind person but she will always keep you waiting when she promisses she'll come back.

When Jonne says "wait a sec", she means "i'll come back in three hours".

by Jdbv September 3, 2018