3 definitions by daddysbigtummy
national take your best friend, opposite gender, on a cute little night out.
it's close to christmas and you wanna make your best friend feel good. guys, go take your girl best friend to an amusement park or arcade. girls, go do the same too. make your best friend feel loved, five days before christmas.
it's close to christmas and you wanna make your best friend feel good. guys, go take your girl best friend to an amusement park or arcade. girls, go do the same too. make your best friend feel loved, five days before christmas.
by daddysbigtummy October 22, 2019
girls born on march 10 are the most thoughtful and caring girls. she will come through when you need her. listen here, if your name (guys) starts with c, g, or j, THIS GIRL WILL HOLD YOU FOREVER DONT EVER LET GO! she hates talking about herself and will do anything to make sure you're happy. she might have a weird sense of humor that will definitely confuse you, but she will listen to everything you have to say. she wants to know all about your life, family and friends and even what you're doing in the kitchen. she just wants a glimpse into other's life and it genuinely makes her happy when someone finds her creative. she thinks of all her guys friends as her brother and she'll treat you like one too. please don't ever hurt her, she literally deserves everything.
Person 1: "hey when's your birthday?"
Person 2: "march 10 why"
Person 1: "please don't leave me you're so special"
Person 2: "march 10 why"
Person 1: "please don't leave me you're so special"
by daddysbigtummy October 20, 2019
joniah is the guy you will fall for you. idc what all of y'all say "oH all j's break your heart" THIS ONE HEALS IT. if you have a joniah as a friend, keep him. he might seem to not care, but he really does. plus he's really fucking hot. he typically settles for one friend group because he's not the most out going person out there.
all joniahs, and i swear on my life, have one feminine friend that they would absolutely die for. they're basically siblings at this point, they can always steal each other's clothes and walk into each other's houses whenever they want to. they wanna travel the world and go everywhere they can think of. they typically end up being inseparable and love each to death.
a joniah will make you laugh with his jokes and usually likes to just watch tv and laugh. if you get a joniah as a boyfriend, and let's be honest, will probably be his best friend, he'll wanna cuddle with you all day. he wants to face time all the damn time that you wanna be annoyed but you can't because you answer and he's all smiley at you. he'll send you photos of himself in your clothes, but he's so cute you won't even care if he stretches it. joniah's are all around just the guy to be with.
in conclusion, yes my boyfriend's name is joniah and yes i was his best girl friend from the end of fifth grade to ninth grade till he finally asked me out. girls, if your best friend is a joniah, YOU MAN UP AND JUST ASK HIM OUT!
all joniahs, and i swear on my life, have one feminine friend that they would absolutely die for. they're basically siblings at this point, they can always steal each other's clothes and walk into each other's houses whenever they want to. they wanna travel the world and go everywhere they can think of. they typically end up being inseparable and love each to death.
a joniah will make you laugh with his jokes and usually likes to just watch tv and laugh. if you get a joniah as a boyfriend, and let's be honest, will probably be his best friend, he'll wanna cuddle with you all day. he wants to face time all the damn time that you wanna be annoyed but you can't because you answer and he's all smiley at you. he'll send you photos of himself in your clothes, but he's so cute you won't even care if he stretches it. joniah's are all around just the guy to be with.
in conclusion, yes my boyfriend's name is joniah and yes i was his best girl friend from the end of fifth grade to ninth grade till he finally asked me out. girls, if your best friend is a joniah, YOU MAN UP AND JUST ASK HIM OUT!
"girl my friend is being so annoying omg"
"really what's his name? i'll beat him up for you"
"NO he's joniah, but i kinda like him.."
"really what's his name? i'll beat him up for you"
"NO he's joniah, but i kinda like him.."
by daddysbigtummy October 21, 2019