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Wisp Jone 

Complete inebriation while having great times with great people. It is customary to capture these great times with a snapchat story of a photo of said great people the caption, "wisp jone".
"Did you see Adam's wisp jone snapchat?"
"Yea, that party looked lit af."
Wisp Jone by Ya boy lucky December 12, 2015

Ven Jone 

It means "For Sure" but in a more manly fashion. This term is usually only used on a Man day, in collaboration with Tits, Spit, and Beer.
Lets chop down trees like men, (everyone) Ven Jone!!!!
Ven Jone by Jonathan Windip November 24, 2011

Jone Scone 

When a man and a woman are having sex and the guy pulls out before he is about to cum and hence cums all over the girls vagina, the man then partakes in the act of eating out the pussy, using the cum as frosting.
Hey Jone after dinner want to have a Jone Scone for dessert???
Jone Scone by Double JJ own March 21, 2009
It's a basque name which means passionate, sensitive and outgoing. If your name is Jone you're probably warm-hearted and you're always helping those who need you.
I'm going to visit Jone tomorrow, she is in the hospital.
Jone by realdictionaryacademy December 18, 2016
To "make fun of" is to "jone." Limited to DC region. Word derives from the local African American culture.
She was jonin on you because you're ugly.
jone by Andy April 13, 2004
A competition of insults, usually between two people and judged or observed by a group of others. Unique to the D.C. area, see also jone.
"The jone fest was over when Abbai was told he has a played out phillie that only bamas would wear"
Jone Fest by Usef August 15, 2005
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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