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Julesitis 

Julesitis refers to the progressively deteriorating condition that non-average men may suffer from as they discover and unravel the wondrous world that "Jules" may bring them into.

Common symptoms are:
1. Believing you are in the most blissful sitch when you are around Jules. One patient of Julesitis has described it as the "most blissful state of existence" he has ever found himself in, when being exposed to Jules.

2. Cardiac arrhythmia and unpredictable fluctuations in the temperature of cardiac tissue.
3. Inability to focus on everyday things as the thought of Jules makes everything seem less pertinent.

4. Commonly feeling #blessed by a superior deity or deities; likely the Greek gods.

There is currently no known treatment for Julesitis and it is currently being researched how diagnosis may affect life expectancy.
"ooph yikes...i think i'm developing Julesitis. What the hell are the chances!?"
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jonesitis 

descriptive of one's working habits-laziness at work
Jones at work: Man what time is it? I want to go home.
Co-worker: It's only 11AM.
Jones: I'm feeling the Jonesitis - I'm outta here! Keep it real!
jonesitis by NocturnalP January 6, 2006
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Juneitis 

It's when u r so close to June and summer that u lose control and qr cuckoo and kooky
I think these kids caught Juneitis, they need some noonroom

juleitsy 

Juleitsy is the name of a girl who has a great personality loves her boyfriend Juan and makes dumb decisions but is very smart
Juleitsy is so fine 🤤
juleitsy by Fine ahhhhhh May 11, 2018
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