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jonaku: a ship only in calling all artists and 7sins is in Jonny x draka.
M/do you see more of jonaku ship
F/yes it a cute ship
jonaku by jonnychu1 March 22, 2022
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Jonabum: describes a person being silly and messing around at the same time.
( the act of someone being silly and messing around )
Hey Jonny you look like a fat gorilla combined with a horse
Jonas stop being such a jonabum
Jonabum by The worders October 23, 2018
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a sexy beast that can be a slag
omd jonasus u slag
jonasus by mrnitrodown July 6, 2011

Jonaklit 

Jonaklit is a one word description of a short-duration phenomenon. A place lit beautifully by thousands of flickering lights emanating from fireflies or lightning bugs. It usually happens during a twilight near marshy areas. Appearance of colors varies from mostly yellow, green, pale red, and a little hint of bluish here and there. It is more frequently visible in temperate or tropical climates.

Jonaklit is a combination of two words. 1st word - JONAK is an abbreviation of a proper word JONAKI derived from Bangla or Bengali language, meaning fireflies or lightning bugs. 2nd word - LIT (abbreviation of light, self explanatory).
The sky was dark. The only light was the enchanting flickering of tiny lights emanating from thousands of fireflies all around us. It was breathtaking, it was magical. Simply, one of the most beautiful and memorable jonaklit twilight I have ever witnessed.
Jonaklit by Jonaki January 20, 2020

Jonakayla 

A girl who comes off as mysterious but when you get to know her she becomes the best person in your life, she also doesn’t understand how amazing she is but she’ll make sure that you know that you are.
Jonakayla is my favorite person !
Jonakayla by Niece1357 June 1, 2021
a amazing guy who always puts himself after others, he is super cute and loving and catches the attention of a lot of girl even though he is already taken, he downs himself and doesn't truly see how amazing he really is. Has the biggest heart and no one cares more than he does.
Jonaki is amazing, he is the sweetest person i know.
jonaki by baby.gurlll August 1, 2018

Emilija Jonauskaitė 

The dumbest bitch to exist, but is a whole damn snack. She's thiccer than a snicker (damn) and obviously fitter than u. Don't mess w her, or else prepare a place in the graveyard. She's looking for a bf, that is as hot as her.
Is she Emilija Jonauskaitė?
Oh fuck, look at her. She's thiccer than a snicker, boy.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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