A hockey player that goes to school for five years. Plays defense, but never really was any good at it. Usually has friends who are wrestlers and hates small children. A jokeasaurus thinks Connecticut is far superior to any other state in the U.S.
Guy 1: You see that tall lanky dude over there with the glasses on?
n. One who is proficient in projecting quaint phrases that could be perceived as sarcastically humorous, even if he or she had no intent of telling such a joke. Jokesketeers can be rated on a scale of A to F, depending on the comedic affinity the joke contains.
"You think I'm not obese? Wow, you are a Class A jokesketeer!"
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.