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jokeasaurus 

A hockey player that goes to school for five years. Plays defense, but never really was any good at it. Usually has friends who are wrestlers and hates small children. A jokeasaurus thinks Connecticut is far superior to any other state in the U.S.
Guy 1: You see that tall lanky dude over there with the glasses on?

Guy 2: You mean jokeasaurus?
jokeasaurus by ahc5035 June 21, 2010
A word that is derived from Jackass, it means the same thing, but it is said with an accent and is therefore spelled differently

another form of the verb Jakeass, is Jakeass Sapara, which is used when your pissed off
Jakeass example:
You stupid Jakeass

Jakeass Sapara example:
Friend One: "Dude the Concerts cancelled.
Friend two: JAKEASS SAPARA
Jakeass by Jakeass Sapara November 27, 2003
A person who, when leaving any kind of establishment with a jukebox, puts money in it and selects the most obnoxious songs in the machine for other patrons to suffer through.
Bill was such a jukeass for putting on Justin Bieber's, "Baby" 30 times as he was leaving HOOTERS.
Jukeass by D.Rog. November 23, 2010
A question that is asked in the form of a joke so as not to offend or push someone away.
"Hey, is that your boyfriend? Haha!"
"That was definitely a jokeask."
jokeask by carmelita December 4, 2012
A person named Jake who is a jackass
He is a jakeass
Jakeass by fouxou June 11, 2019

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026