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Oh Mes Jours
A European twist on the common phrase:
"Oh My Days"
Coined by a 21st century Genius.
Can be written in l33t speak as OMJ.
"Oh My Days"
Coined by a 21st century Genius.
Can be written in l33t speak as OMJ.
French Teacher: Your homework for tonight is to learn some french.
Student: Oh mes jours!
French Teacher: WTF?!
Student: Oh mes jours!
French Teacher: WTF?!
Oh Mes Jours by Jons Octopus July 8, 2010
jorsk bomb
A beer bong filled with hawaiin punch, 2-3 shots of majorska, and grape AMPED. Mass consumption leads to bad decisions or embarrassing stories in the morning
ryan: dude take it down!
tom: last one Im jorsked up
tim: just chug the jorsk bomb so u can go hook up with an ugly girl
tom: thats fucked up
ryan: hahahaha bruh
tom: last one Im jorsked up
tim: just chug the jorsk bomb so u can go hook up with an ugly girl
tom: thats fucked up
ryan: hahahaha bruh
jorsk bomb by east shore highlights March 7, 2010
Jorsal
A common last name, meaning "the one who fists" or "the one who likes fisting", also a common term for someone who likes beer, and likes to get drunk, occassionally while fisting.
Joorś Maclaus
Joorś Maclaus - Deprived from the French word Force majeure meaning when a party takes advantage of a situation or event to another parties detriment and the party on the receiving end has no ability to enact force majeure. Essentially leaving them speechless.
Person 1: hey you took my after shave give it back.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.
Joorś Maclaus by Wright Aidan May 21, 2020
Jorshane
Jorshane by Grimsgirl♥ January 16, 2011
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