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Someone who is so incredibly filthy and socially inept that somehow another one of their friends have miraculously killed themselves.
Fucking Johntue didn't shower again...
johntue by thederpysquid December 24, 2024
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The realest ship of kpop. SM hates them. "I want to have XXXX with you. Fatass! Love you forever darling~" -Ten
Height difference kings. Literally 16 cm between them.
Oh my god look at johnten's height difference!
johnten by ultsten July 13, 2018
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a ship name for Johnny and Ten, members of the kpop group, NCT.

a work of art
“omg, johnten is so real”
“i wish i had a relationship like johnten”
johnten by nctrash October 11, 2017
a ship that sme has been trying to ruin </3 good thing they talk each other everyday, but anyways, if i dont get any johnten content sooner i will literally yeet sme off a cliff
fan : omg i <3 johnten

someone : dude, that ship is kinda dying now
johnten by rcy_ February 25, 2021
Johnny x Ten from NCT. THE NCT ship! It's holy and whenever they have a moment they hit hard
A: What's your favorite NCT ship?
B: I really like Johnten!
Johnten by tennessexjohnathan November 17, 2018
1. a slur

2. a normal friendship between 2 men but, some nctzen won’t accept that they are just friend
person 1: my favorite nct friendship is johnten! and you?

person 2: johnten aren’t friends, they’re dating🤣🤣

person 1: ...
johnten by sexymfnamedxiaojun September 13, 2021

Johntemplate 

the action of going to the bathroom to think.
Brian: where did Matt go?
James: he is so stressed about how to figure out the problem he went to the bathroom to johntemplate to think up a solution.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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