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Johnquel 

Johnquel be the type of nigga that suck little dick and play basketball. He likes to eat ass flakes while he watches Sasha Vujacic drain 3 pointers for the Lakers. He is a straight up baller on the PS4 with a haircut that sometimes looks like Iman Shumpert. Will respond to you with things like "eat my ass" or "Fuck off". If you find a JQ, hold on tight cuz you found yourself a real nigga.
I saw a total Johnquel today.
Johnquel by ayyy boi March 23, 2016
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johnnuel 

A one of a kind. A person with Big D*ck Energy. Always confident in making decisions. Nonetheless, a person who is caring and loves his family and others around him. You can always trust on a Johnnuel to have your back on a depressing day. Just call on a Johnnuel.
Oh my Johnnuel.

I need a Johnnuel to brighten up my day.
johnnuel by MandyVish November 22, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026