johnstinite 

A group of Michigan boys broosting on the perch

Holy johnstinite that things big!

johnstinite by Tina21171 December 27, 2023

johnstipated 

When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)

Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.

johnstipated by brentionary April 6, 2009

Johnstinate 

To be a dick and tell a story about something that happened by acting it out loudly, banging on the table inappropriately or shouting out louder than it actually happened.

I get it...you were mad and slammed it down on the table. No need to Johnstinate that for me.

Johnstinate by robversion2011 July 6, 2011

Johnsonite 

Used to describe a supporter of the Conservative Politician Boris Johnson.

"Have you seen those Tories on the TV?"
"How can they defend Boris-Stupid Johnsonites"

Johnsonite by TheFuturePM April 4, 2022