1 definition by robversion2011

Johnstinate

To be a dick and tell a story about something that happened by acting it out loudly, banging on the table inappropriately or shouting out louder than it actually happened.

I get it...you were mad and slammed it down on the table. No need to Johnstinate that for me.

by robversion2011 June 30, 2011

Get the Johnstinate neck gaiter and mug.