Johnstinate 

To be a dick and tell a story about something that happened by acting it out loudly, banging on the table inappropriately or shouting out louder than it actually happened.

I get it...you were mad and slammed it down on the table. No need to Johnstinate that for me.

Johnstinate by robversion2011 July 6, 2011

johnstipated 

When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)

Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.

johnstipated by brentionary April 6, 2009

johnstinite 

A group of Michigan boys broosting on the perch

Holy johnstinite that things big!

johnstinite by Tina21171 December 27, 2023