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johns penis was great last night

johns penis by Bj, July 19, 2016

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John's penis

Toooooo small to make girls happiest only boys

John's penis is too small to coom

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What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
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Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

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A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.

"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"

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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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