This is a type of pastry from the beautiful Bahamas that comes before or with the main course. Most know this as a dumpling or a festival without sugar.
At Tingum Village dem make de bes' Johnnycake me ever ate and me guh go back for more, if God spare life.
“Yankee Cornbread” with sugar mixed. True Cornbread such as served the American South is sugar-free. Northern folks often add sugar to their Jiffy Mix.
“I don’t want that sweet Johnnycake. Give me some unsweetened corn bread with my Red Beans and Rice.”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).