Johnny Storm

Johnny Storm (Human Torch from Fantastic 4)
Used to describe a homosexual male who is blatantly and undoubtedly gay, so much so, that they are basically giving off flames from their gaynessocity.

-What self respecting man wears booby tassels and holsters a dildo in their butt?

-That, my friend, is a Johnny Storm.

-Ohhhhh.........

by IDReese January 2, 2008

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Johny Storm

When you put Bengay all over you penis then having sex and finishing before you have to go to the hospital.

That last Johny Storm was rough I had more stamina than I thought and almost had to call 911.

by Trevor Davis 69 June 21, 2010

johnnystormsgf

she is the most hottest girl in the world, especially since shes johnny storms girlfriend, and she tastes like cherry chapstick.

Omg look its johnnystormsgf she is the greatest thing that happened on this Earth

by howdydoody3000 June 13, 2021