John Holmes 

An adult film star who got his start in pornographic films in the 1960s. Holmes was born John C. Estes, August 8, 1944, in Pickaway County, Ohio. He died March 13, 1988, of complications related to AIDS. Holmes was widely publicized as having a penis ranging from 12.5 to 18 inches, though adult stars routinely inflate their measurements. A recent attempt at discerning his length by comparing images of his penis to images of his other body parts produced a figure of 8.75 inches. The 1997 film "Boogie Nights" is loosely based upon Holmes' life.

John Holmes was one of the great stars of the Golden Age of Porn.

John Holmes by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005

John Holmes 

The most well-known male pornstar, due to his monstrously huge dick. Holmes himself claimed he was 13 inches long, his ex-wife and many other female pornstars say it was more like 10.5 inches long.

John Holmes lied about his already huge penis size, but also lied about being a college graduate and being the personal gigolo to a wealthy British woman.

John Holmes by dothejeffreydahmer August 14, 2007

john holmes 

porn star

big penis; 13.5 inches

ugly

its a john holmes film!

john holmes by porn star May 3, 2004

John Holmes 

When something is deemed "Long & Hard".

I sure had a "John Holmes" day today!

John Holmes by MONDOBEYONDO October 10, 2011

John Holmes 

a man with a dick large enough to wreck Godzillas vagina. he also doggy styles king kongs asshole

your such a john Holmes go fuck Godzilla

John Holmes by loverboy2278 September 5, 2019

John Holmes Huge 

A reference to having or believing "you" have a large penis.

Damn! He's John Holmes huge!
Man, you only wish you were John Holmes huge. You're more like a tootsie roll.

John Holmes Huge by Little JB July 20, 2008

John. A Holmes 

Stupid school that has bomb\shooting threats every few weeks do not go to this school because walking to class u will get jumped

Do not go to John. A Holmes high school

John. A Holmes by Wilmeneguskks11 August 18, 2022