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John Holmes

An adult film star who got his start in pornographic films in the 1960s. Holmes was born John C. Estes, August 8, 1944, in Pickaway County, Ohio. He died March 13, 1988, of complications related to AIDS. Holmes was widely publicized as having a penis ranging from 12.5 to 18 inches, though adult stars routinely inflate their measurements. A recent attempt at discerning his length by comparing images of his penis to images of his other body parts produced a figure of 8.75 inches. The 1997 film "Boogie Nights" is loosely based upon Holmes' life.
John Holmes was one of the great stars of the Golden Age of Porn.
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The most well-known male pornstar, due to his monstrously huge dick. Holmes himself claimed he was 13 inches long, his ex-wife and many other female pornstars say it was more like 10.5 inches long.
John Holmes lied about his already huge penis size, but also lied about being a college graduate and being the personal gigolo to a wealthy British woman.
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When something is deemed "Long & Hard".
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a man with a dick large enough to wreck Godzillas vagina. he also doggy styles king kongs asshole
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Handsome 6-foot-3 European-American businessman, entrepreneur, pornographic film actor. Holmes was from Ashville, Ohio. This White American male ranks among the most famous and prolific adult film performers, with documented credits for at least 573 films. He was known for the exceptional size of his 16-in BWC, which featured heavily in his marketing. Before his career in pornography, he worked as an ambulance driver, forklift operator, and door-to-door salesman. Holmes also worked as a producer, director, and briefly owned a locksmith/furniture store.
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by European-American king January 28, 2026
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A reference to having or believing "you" have a large penis.
Damn! He's John Holmes huge!
Man, you only wish you were John Holmes huge. You're more like a tootsie roll.
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