joesoslow

A person named JoeSoSlow usually is one of them ones. An outstanding person and usually pretty great looking. Sweet and funny. If you are lucky enough to befriend him/her consider yourself blessed.

Y’all heard about JoeSoSlow, he really like that.

joesoslow by oneofthemones November 22, 2021

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JoshSlowik

The EXACT definition of the common expression "THE SHIT". With the body of a Greek God and the face that would make "Aphrodite" (goddess of Beauty) look like a hobo, Joshua Michael Slowik is without a shadow of a doubt, the SEXIEST male human being that walks this earth. The mere presence of him makes those nearest him look like angels who have just fallen from Heaven. Calling him "angelic" would be a total understatement!

-Hey, did you see JoshSlowik the other day? I still have a bro-boner from it!

-I have no idea why God would have let JoshSlowik out of heaven and come to earth. Its a bit overwhelming!

JoshSlowik by JMS #1 Fan!!! July 6, 2011

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joesoslow • joeyslow • JoshSlowik

joeyslow

Being slow to react to something, just like Joey from Friends

Jason: Oh my god, I told Dave a joke earlier and it took him thirty seconds to laugh!
Rav: Damn! That's joeyslow!

joeyslow by Jason Greenwell October 15, 2008

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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