The EXACT definition of the common expression "THE SHIT". With the body of a Greek God and the face that would make "Aphrodite" (goddess of Beauty) look like a hobo, Joshua Michael Slowik is without a shadow of a doubt, the SEXIEST male human being that walks this earth. The mere presence of him makes those nearest him look like angels who have just fallen from Heaven. Calling him "angelic" would be a total understatement!
-Hey, did you see JoshSlowik the other day? I still have a bro-boner from it!
-I have no idea why God would have let JoshSlowik out of heaven and come to earth. Its a bit overwhelming!
-I have no idea why God would have let JoshSlowik out of heaven and come to earth. Its a bit overwhelming!
by JMS #1 Fan!!! July 04, 2011
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Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
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- 18. ain't got
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- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
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- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
