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joeseph jostar 

joeseph jostars is a bad ass grandpa that helped his edgy grandson, Egyptian future teller, and later, an Italian swordsman, and a highschooler voodoo doll man stop gay bri'ish vampire dude from killing edgy guys mom, then he dies... BUT ALLAS he comes back do to edgy guy showing the slightest bit of humanity and simpathy.
"HAMO, SULITOYELLO OVA DURRIVU" young joeseph jostar "HADAMITOPUPURU ANDO HAMO" old joeseph jostar
joeseph jostar by neonvr6266 May 21, 2023
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Joseph Joestar 

The main character of the second ark in the famous, ongoing manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
The fourth JoJo of the Joestar bloodline beginning from George Joestar (the first) followed by Jonathan Joestar then George Joestar II.
Joseph's main weapon is Clacker Volley, but channels Hamon (which is primarily used for killing vampires) into it to increase its power and was used during most enemy encounters.
Joseph Joestar is famous for his tactical retreat, also known as nigerundayo
Joseph Joestar by KoolDashKid October 14, 2017

Joseph Joestar 

The act of killing four aztec gods with a pair of clacking balls and a month of training.
Joseph Joestar by cladymore74 September 13, 2020

Joseph joestar 

Surviving many plane crashes,4 pillermen attacks two of which put rings on bodily organs, during world war 2, being friends with nazis,getting your hand bippity boppity booed out of existence ,still living to go on a 50 day adventures with your grandson,another high school student, your fortune teller friend a french guy and a dog, and killing a 100 year old vampire,then still living to help your other child whose a teenager and stopping a serial killer.
That mans such a joseph joestar he ain’t never gonna die

Joseph Joestar 

Involuntary amputee who accidentally crashed his own funeral and was a trap at one point
Joseph Joestar is the best JoJo

Joseph Joestar 

the hottest jojo, yes the HOTTEST jojo.

jotaro is overrated
Joseph Joestar by Caesarr Zeppelii December 24, 2020

Joseph Joestar 

Obviously the best Jojo, Giorno got nothin' gainst Joseph if you think otherwise i respect ur opinion but ur still wrong
Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo
Joseph Joestar by JojoFan123 October 31, 2020
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