Joeled 

On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.

"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."

Joeled by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014

Joeled 

like winning the lottery and having an orgasm at the same time

OMG I have been joeled, YES

Joeled by andergriff January 1, 2015

Joeled 

To largely screw up a simple task.

We told her the answer was yo-yo, but she joeled it by writing Lego.

Joeled by I'm Embarrassed February 7, 2017

Joeled 

to state an incredible fact, make people believe it, and then admit that you're full of shit with the monotonous utterance of, "no, no, im not" or "no, no, it isn't."

I climbed mount everest once,........ "No, No, I haven't." said in a totally serious manner with a monotone. Hahaha, you've been joeled.

Joeled by Dirr October 21, 2010

Joeled 

When you and your friends order something at a dining establishment, and then when the food comes, you smell, see, or taste the food that was your SECOND choice. At that time, you realize that your whole night will now suck, because you ordered the wrong dish...you've been Joeled.

When the waitress came out with your fajita all sizzling and smoking...i just knew I had been Joeled.

Joeled by WingNut1976 October 15, 2010

Joeled 

When you get beaten to death with a golf club

- Have you heard what happened to that poor girl?
- Yeah, she got Joeled

Joeled by 10outof10masterpiece June 18, 2020

Joeled up 

Extreme sensitivity with an adverse reaction to anything brexit.

Sorry I got joeled up last night.

Joeled up by Captaing May 4, 2018