Joe Bidening

When you take a shower with one or more of your children and rock back and forth doing the helicopter with your genitals and smiling at your child like Joe Biden.

Jim: Hey Sarah did you here what happened to Jeffree?
Sarah: No I did not
Jim: His father gave him a Joe Bidening yesterday.
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jim: I know he said it swung around in the water like a fishing motor.

Joe Bidening by The masked scrotum November 17, 2022

Joe Bidening

is when a father kindly walks up to one of his children and smells their hair after that he makes them get into the shower with him. After this, the father tells the children to pay attention to his campaign speech which consists of him rocking back and forth doing the helicopter meat spin while doing the Biden smile as widely as his face will allow. Afterward, he bends over and farts loudly while acting like he forgot how to get out of the shower and falling out of the shower while holding his hands up like he is riding a bicycle while screaming at the top of his lungs poor kids are just as smart as white kids.

Jeff: Hey Sarah did you hear what happened to Billy last night?
Sarah: No Jeff what happened to Billy?
Jeff: His dad let Billy have a Joe Bidening!
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jeff: I know Billy said it looked like he was swinging it around in the rain like a boat motor in water.

Joe Bidening by The masked scrotum November 18, 2022