jod

"Hey Mike Hawk! I saw you jodding to the store!"

by dana e. January 2, 2011

Jod

Spunk, Sperm, Semen, Jizm, Jizz, Man-fat etc.

I cracked one out on top of her and a big lump of jod landed on her tits.

A cracking wank. Jod -> Jodrell Bank (UK Observatory/visitor centre) -> Bank -> Wank. (Cockney rhyming slang)

A: I'm off for a bangin' Jod
B: What, a wank? right now?
A: I'm an astronomer, weirdo!

by jodmaster January 19, 2008

Jesus - Bro i didnt forget to flush
Daddy God - put it on JOD?
Jesus - ON JACK BLACK

by i smell farts April 18, 2022

What you yell when get killed in Goldeneye on the Nintendo 64 by your asshole friend who picks Odd Job

“Obb Jod! Obv Jod! Saul fuck you for picking Odd Job!”

by Obb Jod October 13, 2020

to poke with a shenn

by Qwertyuiop^ May 20, 2005

To masturbate, wank, or tickle your penis sexually

by themadbutcher June 9, 2009