jocum
That person is a jocum
jocum by Peanut butter 87 November 24, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
joumana
the most beautiful girl alive and she is very pretty,sexy,loves clothes, nice, leader,cute,hottie, a model
joumana can easily can get annoyed or pissed by kids. she is very rare and when anyone sees her falls in love with her. she gets treated like a queen even though she dosnt ask to be treated that way.
joumana can easily can get annoyed or pissed by kids. she is very rare and when anyone sees her falls in love with her. she gets treated like a queen even though she dosnt ask to be treated that way.
Related Words
Jocular
jocular |ˈjäkyələr|
adjective
fond of or characterized by joking; humorous or playful; someone who thinks themselves funny
DERIVATIVES
jocularity |ˌjäkyəˈlaritē| |ˈdʒɑkjəˈlɛrədi| |-ˈlarɪti| noun
jocularly |ˈdʒɑkjələrli| adverb
ORIGIN early 17th cent.: from Latin jocularis, from joculus, diminutive of jocus (see joke ).
adjective
fond of or characterized by joking; humorous or playful; someone who thinks themselves funny
DERIVATIVES
jocularity |ˌjäkyəˈlaritē| |ˈdʒɑkjəˈlɛrədi| |-ˈlarɪti| noun
jocularly |ˈdʒɑkjələrli| adverb
ORIGIN early 17th cent.: from Latin jocularis, from joculus, diminutive of jocus (see joke ).
jojumba
Person 1: Did you see the jojumba on him?
Person 2: See it, I was afraid he was going to hit me with it.
Person 2: See it, I was afraid he was going to hit me with it.
jojumba by WTFwasthat33 May 24, 2014
premature joculation
The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.
The Pulp Fiction quote by the Winston Wolf character "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, Gentleman." is a great example of premature joculation.
premature joculation by JT Basher May 30, 2008
Word of the Day on June 5, 2008
jocularious
when something is really smart and funny at the same time. good way to flirt with geniuses. mix between jocular and hilarious
genius guy: "so the proton says to the neutron, are you positive?" ahahaha
girl: wow...that was, um, such a jocularious joke!
genius guy: you wanna hear another one?
girl: no thanks..
girl: wow...that was, um, such a jocularious joke!
genius guy: you wanna hear another one?
girl: no thanks..
jocularious by underratedPB13 March 27, 2009
jockmer
A mix between Jock and Gamer. A person who plays sports (like football, basketball, baseball and volleyball) but is also a nerd and plays games (minecraft, fort nite, black ops and GTA)
“hey look there sam! ya know, he’s a jockmer”
“wth is a jockmer?”
“ya know a guy that’s athletic and a nerd for video games. that’s obviously sam.”
“wth is a jockmer?”
“ya know a guy that’s athletic and a nerd for video games. that’s obviously sam.”
More from Urban Dictionary
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026