jock speak 

standard phrases that jocks use when speaking to each other and their friends

"Hey man, what's up?" or "Hey man, how's it going"= "Hello, how are you?"
"These pipes aren't just for show!" = "My biceps do more than just look good!"
"You're ripped man!" = "Your muscles are really well defined!"
"Dude, you're gettin' jacked!" = "You're getting really big and strong!"
"Glory on the gridiron" = "Success on the football field."
"sounds like you're picking up jock speak already!" "Jock speak? What's that?"

jock speak by Commander Stan July 9, 2006

JackSpeak 

Words/phrases/abbreviations used by sailors in the Royal Navy.

'Port and starboard scran spanners' is knife and fork.
'Couldn't organise 50% leave in a two man canoe' is someone who is disorganised.
For further info find the book JackSpeak. it'll be somewhere on the internet

JackSpeak by rustymatelot December 3, 2007

jockspeak 

A series of grunts and other ape-like noises that only jocks seem to understand. On first encounter, the "conversation" may sound perfectly normal. However, on closer inspection, you realize that these "words" only have meaning to the speakers, and aren't really even worthy of being called "words".

Translation of jockspeak can be very difficult without an interpreter (preferably a former jock).

"Uh."
"Mmn."
"Ungh."
"Uh-uh."
"Mm."
"Mmh."
-end of conversation

jockspeak by Chasity Harlan, Rebecca Pashby, and Kelly Boman January 1, 2005

JackSpeak 

To mumble or say things as if you were Jack Sparrow.

JackSpeak is the art of talking like this:

"...No! If we don't have the key, we can't
open whatever it is we don't have that
it unlocks. So what purpose would be
served in finding whatever need be unlocked,
which we don't have, without first having
found the key what unlocks it?..."

JackSpeak by Idzy September 10, 2006