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Definitions by dahGOAT

Closeted gay dude who tries to act all Brooks Brothers when he lowkey TJ Maxx
Check out TJ Brooks doing another TikTok dance.
TJ Brooks by dahGOAT April 13, 2022
A settlement of Eastern Orthodox monks inhabiting a group of small cottages around a church and dependent upon a parent monastery
After evening vespers, the monks returned to the skete for a long night of self-flagellation with a bundle of sticks.
skete by dahGOAT April 13, 2022
Brah, RBG fell asleep on the bench today during that eminent domain case, and she was boofing the entire time!
boofing by dahGOAT October 11, 2018
Somebody who likes to posts ass pics on Snap even when they forgot to wipe
Did you catch T-Cam in the streaks this morning sporting a dingleberry?
T-Cam by dahGOAT October 11, 2018

jobie hendrix 

a rapper, aka Yung Boob, also known for his virtuosity on the skin flute
Nah, it aint a flat tire. That's just jobie hendrix crankin in ya backseat.
jobie hendrix by dahGOAT January 18, 2018

jobie hendrix 

Why don't we invite jobie hendrix to the opera tonite?

Naw--he busy crankin in his room.
jobie hendrix by dahGOAT January 7, 2018