jobby jab 

When u fist someones arse then proceed to jab them with their shite on ur fist

Jonnys mum was cheeky so i to jobby jab her to keep her in place

jobby jab by Ecktamine September 20, 2015

jobby-jabber 

An homosexual ; a man who engages as the active partner in anal sex with another man. From "jobby" (faecal solid) + "jab" (to prong or spear). It should be noted that some may consider this term offensive - it is favoured by homophobes due to its low potential for "re-appropriation" by the homosexual community (see example).

Gay Pride celebration ; Queer Pride celebration ; Jobby-jabber Pride celebration.

jobby-jabber by lex November 24, 2004

jobby jabber 

what some straight people in my country call gays

hes such a jobby jabber

jobby jabber by Robertalexander August 23, 2005

jibby jab 

To stab with a dirty meth pipe.

Crystal methamphetamine or 'meth' is commonly referred to as "jib", or "jibb".
The word 'jab' is regularly associated with "stabbing" or "poking involving perforation".

Dillon- "Oh my god! I've been jibby jabbed!

Ryan- "What?! He stabbed you with his dirty meth pipe?"
Dillon- "Yeah man! I'm bleeding pretty bad! The glass cut me good!"
Ryan- "Better hope it doesn't get infected! That meth pipe was super dirty!"

jibby jab by Miss Hell Kitten April 30, 2021

jobby jabber 

The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.

"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

jobby jabber by Unwept, the Lone Magpie September 19, 2005

jobby jabber  

jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for shit or crap or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (shit) with his penis aka (dick,cock,willy)

Sarah: "I really like James do you think I should ask him for his number?"
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "

jobby jabber by BlahBlahMouth January 20, 2009

Jobby Jabber 

To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).

"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"

Jobby Jabber by pierjumpmental March 11, 2008