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Job Stoppers 

Visible offensive tattoos, such as "fuck You" inked across someones knuckles.
Jimmy - "how did the job interview go?"
Richie - "It went great until he noticed the two Marijuana

leafs tattooed on my neck"
Jimmy - "yeah, i thought those Job Stoppers might be a

problem"
Job Stoppers by richieallen April 27, 2010

Job Shopper 

A person who, no matter how good their current job/position is, spends an inordinate amount of time trying to find a better job for more pay, less work, more interesting surroundings etc..
Wow, Fred has quite the nice gig over at the post office. God pay, decent hours, nice.

Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.

Why?

He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.

What a dick. Order up!
Job Shopper by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009

Sloppery Dick Job

noun
To be on the receiving end of the act of fellatio, while at the same time shampooing their hair.
"Hey Steven, did you give Jeff a sloppery dick job?"
"Yeah, why?"
"...there's still some shampoo in your hair."

everlasting jobstopper

a neck tattoo, face tattoo, or other quasi-permanent job prophylactic.
This everlasting jobstopper seems like a bad idea in hind-sight.

Jobstopper

A Tattoo placed on the head, face, hands,or visible part of the neck that would prevent someone from gaining employment.
Some tattoo shops refuse to give Jobstoppers so as to reduce regret.
Jobstopper by Diablo Pitt July 27, 2008

Neverending Jobstopper 

A tattoo or other distinctive form of body art that is openly visible in situations where such exhibitions are not considered professionally acceptable, such as promotion boards, interviews and the command sergeant majors office.
That Soldier would be the NCO of the year if he didn't have that neverending jobstopper on his neck.