Job

Something that (high) schoolers or lazy ass people dont have and then complain about it that they dont have one and then they never get (laid)

I need a job but i dont want one

by Bigdickwilly420 May 2, 2017

JOB

Acronym for Just Over Broke.

He has a job, so he is able to pay his bills but cannot save much.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 27, 2018

Job

It's the name given to the sexiest Dutch boi to ever exist

Wow did you hear she got together with a job so lucky!

by Party stranger June 16, 2020

jobs

1)something u have in order 2 make money
2)names 4 sex acts (handjobs, blowjobs, etc)
3)something u r responsible 4
4)jack off back spasms

1)I have 2 go 2 work in my fucking cubicle everyday, casue if i dont have a job i wont have any money.
2)That slut sure did give me a good job last night. And she swallowed 2!
3)It's your job 2 see that the car gets cleaned.
4)Oh god! I got back spasms from jacking off 2 much! I must be a jobs!

by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 11, 2004

on the job

Taking part in the act of sexual intercourse. In other words, the time that a man or woman spend stabbing, plunging the pink, or laying pipe.

Dude, see that 250-pound beach whale bitch sitting over there at the food court eating a Super-sized triple cheeseburger meal with a chocolate shake and four of those nasty-ass apple pies? I wonder what she looks like "on the job?"

by PPabs September 22, 2003

Job

biblical name. Man who sffered much. Lost everything he had and in the end got back twice as much.

Job was a God fearing man

by Image23 February 4, 2010

jobs

Something that is probably the most difficult thing to achieve.

"I'm lucky to have a job at Ground Round."
-me

by Dave November 4, 2004