joan of arcadia

A great show on CBS starring the highly talented Amber Tamblyn. It follows the life of average teenager Joan and her family. Joan gets visited by God occasionally, and he gives her an obscure task to do.

These tasks usually lead Joan into uplifting adventures, wacky encounters, or other emotional moments.

Her friends, Grace and Adam, two social outcasts in school, have no idea that Joan talks to God. Joan tried to tell Adam once, but due to her trip to the hospital, he thought she was only imagining it.

Joan learns that no matter how obscure a job for her is, it always touches and effects the people around her.

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joan of arcadia by Cait Sith Fortune April 3, 2005

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joan of arcadia

A show on CBS about a girl who talks to God. Joan is an average girl who lives an average life, except for the fact that God comes to her to give her missions. These missions involve her effecting the lives of the people around her in ways she doesn't realize until they actually happen.

Joan of Arcadia is a TV show on CBS.

joan of arcadia by Cait Sith Fortune April 4, 2005

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joan of arcadia

a crappy show on CBS which gets high critical acclaim. it follows the adventures of a girl with epilepsy who believes she is talking to god. this gives her justification, as it has with real life world leaders, to kill and rape humanity.

God: joan, stop at least having seizures for just a minute to hear my next murderous command

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man: I don't believe in god
joan: but I do because I have brain damage!

joan of arcadia by Phil The Pornstar January 19, 2005

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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