jmoff
Jmoff me bitch
jmoff by john bad snow June 22, 2017
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jmoff by Alex jmoff May 6, 2017
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Joffreyism
when a young man lets a bit of power or position go to his head and acts a nasty, little egomaniac / from "Game of Thrones" character, King Joffrey Lannister
Joffreyism by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 24, 2013
Joffrey Lupul
The Sexiest Hockey Player Alive!! He plays Left wing for the Toronto Maple Leafs And is Number 19! He Is Amazing!
Joffrey Lupul by Mrs. Lupul March 4, 2013
Joff Knobie
Joff Knobie by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010
Joffrey Baratheon
Piece of shit king from Game of Thrones that *spoiler alert* deserved to die.
He was a lil bitch too.
He was a lil bitch too.
"Yo did you see the episode where *spoiler alert* Joffrey Baratheon dies?"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"
Joffrey Baratheon by chancethezaddy December 5, 2017
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026