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Jizzus Christ 

1. The act of screaming "Jesus Christ" out loud during sex or masturbation. Often times, just before you are about to orgasm.

2. The holy mother load of Jizz. So much, that only Peter North could be your biological Father.

3. An exorcism of all known bodily fluids during an Orgasm.
1."Jizzus Christ I think I'm coming!!!"

2. "Holy Jizzus - That was a hell of a money shot!"

3. "Jizzus Christ... I don't think I have another drop left in me. I'm gonna be walkin' with a limp tomorrow."
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jizzus christ 

its when you're jacking off and about to cum then you see jesus on the wall so you end up edging yourself
"fuck fuck fuck" " jizzus christ is watching"
jizzus christ by sexypogger November 1, 2020
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