Jazzus

Used as a proper noun for a jazz artist who achieves god-like prominence or ability.

Ringo: Did you hear that guitarist at the 55?

Paul: Yeah. They call him "Jazzus."

Ringo: Why?

Paul: Because he's bigger than Jesus!

by Off The Handle December 9, 2008

Jazzual

A certain style of dress and swagger. The epitome of over-dressing. Usually defined as wearing ties when dress code is biz cas. Basically, looking more fly than all the others.

Why am I wearing a tie to the grocery store? Because no one else is - people remember the dude lookin' jazzual in the frozen food section.

by Jazzual August 4, 2011

jizzus

Jizzus is when a man is performing intercourse with a woman who often exclaims "oh my God" during moments of pleasure, and the gentleman therefore climaxes to the mental image of Jesus Christ, and since the man is not properly hydrated, he dry-fires inside the woman but she still becomes impregnated, mirroring the emaculate conception of Jesus Christ

George Stephanopoulos: " Hey I heard you nailed Mrs. Huck last night, how did that go?".

Alexander Dumas:"yeah, she kept on screaming 'oh my god!', so when I finally nutted I had a jizzus."

by Søren Kierkegaard October 6, 2017

Jizzus Crust

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Jayzus

Bald as a cue ball, buff as Schwarzenegger, a god to all the ladies. He's like Jesus, but cooler.

"Wow did you see that guy?"

"yeah, he's Jayzus"

by elexxxers March 8, 2017

Jayzus

n. The African American pronunciation of the name Jesus, often used when singing Gospel music.

"I wanna be like JAYZUS. I wanna be like you..."

by Yunaresuka March 1, 2004

Jayzus

How American Christians in the southern United States pronounce the name of Jesus.

Honey you need to accept Jayzus as your Lord and Savior. He died for your sins. Jayzus loves you. Put down the cigarettes and beer. Let Jayzus into your heart. Let Jayzus take the wheel of your life. Jayzus healed my back pain. Praise Jayzus. Amen!!

by DMGOLD69 August 18, 2021