Jizznado 

1. Ejaculating in a plugged shower, tub, sink, or toilet. Then unplugging the drain allowing the ejaculate to form a vortex of jizz, ie, the Jizznado.

2. In the event a tornado sucks up a sperm bank. The tornado can then be classified a Jizznado.

1. Friend 1: Did you hear the toilet flush

Friend 2: Yeah must of been John making

his daily Jizznado.

2. Friend 1: God damnit!

Friend 2: What's wrong?

Friend 1: Some tornado picked up the

sperm bank I just donated to.

Friend 2: What a Jizznado!

Jizznado by Jizzbender January 22, 2025

jizzadoodle

Sperm covered shit. Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.

There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a blumpkin.

jizzadoodle by NottyGirlTerri July 22, 2007

jizzado 

left over or dried up seamen.

dried crust of jizzado (jizz) on chick vagina lips after a botched pull out!!! ejaculate

jizzado by Jake the snake carney January 16, 2008

jizzado 

Left over cum (seaman) resado on any surface.

Brother: "That swamp donkey you set me up with last night had jizzado all over her pussy lips!"
Me: "ahaha I know i put it there"

jizzado by Jacob weiner face January 16, 2008

jizznadoe 

basically when a guy bust a huge nut in a girl’s mouth...yea...not really surprised are ya?

Ayo JC!! last night there was a jizznadoe in Kristys mouth lmao!

jizznadoe by GirlyTwoShoes July 2, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022