jizz ride Share definition Flag the act of jizzing on a females breasts, and then proceeding to slide down her chest using the jizz as a lubricant. Guy 1: So what did you and Susan do last night? Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life. Guy 1: Nice. jizz ride by Bamph March 22, 2009 Get the jizz ride mug.