jizz patty 

1.(noun) Globules of semen resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. They are often found about the breast, vagina, mouth, hair, etc. of a woman after sexing, or on carpeting in the immediate vicinity of a computer after masturbation to internet porn.

2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.

3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.

plural: jizz patties

Example 1:
Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"
Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."

Example 2:
As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.

Example 3:
Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.

jizz patty by The Biz 69 June 26, 2008

jizz party 

1. A party in which the aim is to ejaculate as much or as fast as possible, as may involve a soggy biscuit

2. Some sort of party which apparently involves computer programming and plastic bags. Taught in IADT Dun Laoghaire.

1. "What a jizz party! I jizzed so much I jizzed myself dry and passed out!"

2. "You can jizz up the application. Have a jizz party and bring plastic bags!"

jizz party by Gav O'Brien May 29, 2008

jizz party 

A party where male ejaculate is the primary theme. Such a party usually involves a competition. One such competeition involves half-naked women standing inside kiddy pools. The rules usually applied to such a game is that each male at the party masturbates beside one of the women. He then ejaculates onto the woman. The semen then glides down her naked body and collects in the kiddy pool. The woman with the most semen in her kiddy pool at the end wins a prize.

Yo, you hear that Mark and Cisco are having an epic jizz party tomorrow night. I hope Tania is invited. I'll make her win by 5 gallons.

jizz party by oneangryzeus April 21, 2010

Jizz Party 

when you nut and continue to fuck.

Damn, he's wild! They had a jizz party!

Jizz Party by panda94 April 23, 2018